Saturday, December 7, 2013

UVA Lingo

Hey you!  Do you want to be a real UVA student?  Well, unfortunately I can’t be of much assistance with that, but I can definitely show you how to talk like one!  Sarah Seale here, a third year media studies major and your one and only source to the lingo you’ll hear around the grounds of Mr. Jefferson’s university.  You may already know that we wahoos say “grounds” instead of “campus” and “third year” instead of “junior” (traditions established by TJ himself), but those are only the beginning.  Before we proceed, I must confess that I can’t help but read this in my head with Kristen Bell’s voice.  This is my first real blog post and I have already convinced myself that I am Gossip Girl.  Step aside, Humphrey.  Let’s get started!
The Lawn: the huge grassy area in front of the Rotunda, which is the iconic building designed by Thomas Jefferson.  The student body gathers here for awesome events like Rotunda Sing in August, Lighting of the Lawn in December, and, of course, graduation.  It is also home to 54 esteemed fourth years (“lawnies”) each year.  Have a picnic when it’s nice outside, which in Charlottesville could even be December 5th!  Virginia weather can never seem to make up its mind.  Also, streaking the lawn is one of the many things you are supposed to do before you graduate.  Make sure to keep track of your clothes!

Picnic on the lawn!
Rugby Road: a frat house-filled street known for partying.  It’s a popular place to roam on weekend nights, if that’s your thing!

The AFC: a really nice gym complete with a pool and the largest hot tub on the east coast, conveniently located for first years near their dorms.  Speaking of which…

Old Dorms and New Dorms: Most of the first year dorms possess one of these two labels – “old dorms” on McCormick Road and “new dorms” on Alderman Road, categorized by when they were built.  Old dorms are, well… old, but they have a classically collegiate quad and are very close to classes.  If you’re fortunate enough to live in a brand new dorm, you’ll have the luxuries of elevators, lounges, and fancy big-screen TVs.  Lucky ducks.  Other dorm options for first years include the Gooch/Dillard area and residential colleges like Brown, Hereford, and the International Residential College (IRC).
Balz-Dobie lounge.  Source:
      The Pav: a food court-style dining area that offers Chick-fil-A, burritos, smoothies, and more!  It’s a nice alternative to the three main dining halls – O Hill, Newcomb, and Runk.
JPJ: John Paul Jones arena, home to our men’s and women’s basketball games as well as big concerts and shows.  Taylor Swift performed there this September!                                          
The Corner: the stretch of restaurants and stores along University Avenue, located only a couple minutes’ walk from grounds.  It includes local favorites like Bodo’s, for tasty and cheap bagels, and Littlejohn’s, the 24/7 deli, as well as chains like Starbucks and Dunkin' Donuts.  Pro-tip for pizza place Mellow Mushroom – super fun trivia on Wednesday nights doesn’t start until around 9, but make sure you get there far ahead of time to get a table!  Additionally, the streets near the Corner are popular choices for off-grounds housing once students enter their second year.
       The Corner!  Source:
Club Clem: the unfortunate situation of studying in Clemons Library, open 24 hours during the week.  Go at your own risk!

Beta Bridge: the bridge across from the Beta fraternity house on Rugby that has been painted over and over and over again.  Paint it to advertise for an event or just to wish a friend happy birthday!

The Good Old Song:  a song and chant traditionally sung at sporting and other university-wide events, where everyone puts their arms around each other and sways.  Don’t worry – it’s not weird even if you find yourself next to strangers. You’ll definitely get confused when you sing it for the first time at Convocation (Uni-V Virginia?  What the what?), but you’ll be a pro by the first couple home football games.

And there you go!  There is much more lingo for you to learn, but I hope this list provided you with a good starting point in sounding like a true cavalier.  Wahoowa!



1 comment:

  1. Love this post! Thanks, Sarah! I applied for early action for fall of 2014 so fingers crossed!